(from the website blurb)
At the heart of our Galaxy, an advanced civilization of which we know
nothing has built the biggest, most beautiful starship ever: the Starship
Titanic.

On its maiden voyage, the biggest, most beautiful, most technologically
advanced interstellar Etherliner ever built unexpectedly crashes.

Into your house.

You find your way on board. It is like no alien spaceship you have ever imagined.
It most resembles a mixture of the Queen Mary, the Ritz, the Chrysler Building
and Tutankhamen's tomb, with Venice thrown in for good measure.

As you enter it you quickly discover that you are not alone. The ship is inhabited
by a crew of malfunctioning robots and a semi-deranged parrot. What has
happened here? What's going on? Well, why not ask the crew? You will find that
they talk. And talk. And talk. And talk...